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RUNNING A SOLO OR SMALL BUSINESS IS

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can you relate?

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The Chaotic Consultant 

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MOST BUSINESS PROBLEMS START WITH MESSY COMMUNICATION & MISALIGNED EXPECTATIONS

When you're running a small or solo business, misunderstandings and wasted time hit hard. It’s easy to jump into solutions without pinpointing the real issue. That’s where I come in - helping you CTRL the chaos, get to the root of the problem, and fix it. No fluff, no busywork, just clarity and action.

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LET'S WORK TOGETHER

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1:1 SESSIONS

Sometimes, you just need one hour to untangle the chaos and figure out your next step. That’s exactly what my 1:1 sessions are here for.

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GROUP PROGRAM

Struggling to tame the chaos in your business? My Group Sessions, are designed for solopreneurs and small business owners who want clear, actionable and accessible solutions.

INTRODUCING MY CTRL FRAMEWORK METHOD

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CLARITY

Understand the real problem

TRANSFORMATION

Define how to fix it

RESULTS

Set clear goals

LEADERSHIP

Learn how to implement changes effectively

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Woof, I'm Peaches

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Hi, I'm Pip

MEET YOUR CHAOS CONSULTANT

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I’m Pip, founder of The Chaotic Consultant. I’ve spent over a decade helping businesses CTRL their chaos - managing call centres, scaling a startup to nearly a million users, and working across corporate and startup madness. I know what doesn’t work: working all hours with nothing to show for it, feeling pressured to do things the ‘right’ way instead of your way, and constantly fixing the wrong problems - like efficiency when the real issue is clarity.

 

When I started my own business, I planned to be a freelance ops manager. What I didn’t expect? The absolute circus of the online business world. Empty courses, overpriced masterminds, and people making you feel like you’re doing it all wrong.

 

So, I built something different. No “shoulds,” no upsells - just straight-talking, practical help for solopreneurs and small business owners who want to CTRL the chaos and build a business that actually works for them.

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1:1 SESSIONS: CLARITY IN A CALL

Sometimes, you just need one hour to untangle the chaos and figure out your next step. That’s exactly what my 1:1 sessions are here for.

Built by a small business owner for small business owners, these sessions are all about getting you the clarity you need, without any BS or strings.

        No long-term commitment

        No courses

        No upsells or gimmicks

 

Just 60 minutes of focused problem-solving, tailored to your business. Whether you’re feeling stuck, overwhelmed, or just need a second brain to bounce ideas off, this is your space to get answers, direction, and a clear plan forward.

 

Let’s simplify the chaos and get you moving in the right direction.

 

£47 per session

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GROUP PROGRAM: CTRL

Struggling to tame the chaos in your business? My Group Sessions are designed for solopreneurs and small business owners who want clear, actionable and accessible solutions.

 

Each session follows my CTRL Framework:

 

Clarity: Understand the real problem.

Transformation: Define how to fix it.

Results: Set clear goals.

Leadership: Learn how to implement changes effectively.

 

Here’s what you get:

       4 live sessions over 2 weeks, tailored to real-world business challenges.

       Small group sizes (max 10 people) for focused support.

       A new theme for each cohort to tackle specific areas of

your business.

       No jargon, no overwhelming homework, just practical, step by step guidance to move your business forward.

 

£47 for 4 sessions (prices are increasing soon!)

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CLIENT LOVE

I had a consult with Pip and she was amazing! We really delved into my business and the message / want to give people. We worked together to drive the message and strategies to put into place to really support my business.

HARRIET 

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WANT TO GET IN TOUCH?

If you have any questions I’d love to hear from you!

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